Katie:The Spokane Teen Miss?I was in the top ten after the first two rounds.This is my year.I could've won.(sitting up,being wheeled back around the same way)Hello?You're so lost What are you,like,new? (Cut to lzzie.doing her job.) Izzie:Okay,so'm gonna,just gonna,insert my fingers.ntoyour rectum. (Cut to George giving his patient an injection.And again.It's hurting the patient. Cut back to lzzie's face.Cut back to George) George:Nope (Cut back to lzzie,who's really disgusted now but not saying anything. Cut back to George's patient.Dr Burke is pulling on a glove.) Burke:(toGeorge)Out.Out George:Bet you missed alot when you first started out.(Burke looks derisive.) (Cutto Katie and Meredith.) Katie:I twisted my ankle.Idorhythmic gymnastics,which is like,really cool Nobody else does it And I tripped over my ribbon,and I didn't get stuck with someone this clueless.And that was like a nurse. (Cut to Burke) Burke:(to George)You and I are going to have so much fun together (Cut to lzzie closing a curtain,cut to the cafeteria.HOUR 7.) Georgesits down.Izzie is staring at the food with some horro George:This shift is a marathon,not a sprint,eat. Izzie:Ican't. George:You should eat something. Izzie:You try eating after performing seventeenrectal exams.The Nazihates me
Katie: The Spokane Teen Miss? I was in the top ten after the first two rounds. This is my year. I could've won. (sitting up, being wheeled back around the same way) Hello? You're so lost. What are you, like, new? (Cut to Izzie.doing her job.) Izzie: Okay, so I'm gonna, just gonna, insert my fingers.into your rectum. (Cut to George giving his patient an injection. And again. It's hurting the patient. Cut back to Izzie's face. Cut back to George) George: Nope. (Cut back to Izzie, who's really disgusted now but not saying anything. Cut back to George's patient. Dr Burke is pulling on a glove.) Burke: (to George) Out. Out. George: Bet you missed a lot when you first started out. (Burke looks derisive.) (Cut to Katie and Meredith.) Katie: I twisted my ankle. I do rhythmic gymnastics, which is like, really cool. Nobody else does it. And I tripped over my ribbon, and I didn't get stuck with someone this clueless. And that was like, a nurse. (Cut to Burke) Burke: (to George) You and I are going to have so much fun together. (Cut to Izzie closing a curtain, cut to the cafeteria. HOUR 7.) George sits down. Izzie is staring at the food with some horror. George: This shift is a marathon, not a sprint, eat. Izzie: I can't. George: You should eat something. Izzie: You try eating after performing seventeen rectal exams. The Nazi hates me
George:The Nazi'sa resident.I have attendings hating me. Cristina:You know Meredith is inbred? George:Like it's uncommon around here to be a doctor's Cristina:No,Imean royally inbred.Her mother is Ellis Grey. Izzie:Shut up,the Ellis Grey? Cristina:Uh-huh. George:Who's Ellis Grey? Izzieand Cristina laugh. Cristina:The Grey method?Where'd you go to med school,Mexico? Izzie:She wasone of the first big chick surgeons,she practically invented the abdominal Cristina:She's a living legend,she won the Harper Avery.Twice. George:So I didn't know one thing. Izzie:Talk about parentalpressure. Cristina:I would kill to have Ellis Grey as a mother.I would kill to be Ellis Grey. All Ineed is one good case.(Meredith comes over and sits down with her tray). Meredith:Katie Bryce is a pain in the ass.IfI hadn't taken the Hippocraticoath,'d Kevorkian her with my bare hands(everybody stares at her). Meredith:What? Burke:Good afternoon interns.It's posted,but I thought I'd share the good news personally.As you know,the honour of performing the first surgery is reserved for the intern that shows the most promise.As I'm running the OR today,I get to make that choice.(he claps George on the back)George O'Malley.You'll scrub in for an adipectomy this afternoon.Congratulations. George:Me? Burke:Enjoy
George: The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me. Cristina: You know Meredith is inbred? George: Like it's uncommon around here to be a doctor's - Cristina: No, I mean royally inbred. Her mother is Ellis Grey. Izzie: Shut up, the Ellis Grey? Cristina: Uh-huh. George: Who's Ellis Grey? Izzie and Cristina laugh. Cristina: The Grey method? Where'd you go to med school, Mexico? Izzie: She was one of the first big chick surgeons, she practically invented the abdominalCristina: She's a living legend, she won the Harper Avery. Twice. George: So I didn't know one thing. Izzie: Talk about parental pressure. Cristina: I would kill to have Ellis Grey as a mother. I would kill to be Ellis Grey. All I need is one good case. (Meredith comes over and sits down with her tray). Meredith: Katie Bryce is a pain in the ass. If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic oath, I'd Kevorkian her with my bare hands (everybody stares at her). Meredith: What? Burke: Good afternoon interns. It's posted, but I thought I'd share the good news personally. As you know, the honour of performing the first surgery is reserved for the intern that shows the most promise. As I'm running the OR today, I get to make that choice. (he claps George on the back) George O'Malley. You'll scrub in for an adipectomy this afternoon. Congratulations. George: Me? Burke: Enjoy
Burke leaves,no one speaks. George:Did he say me? Cut to another part of the hospital. Bailey:I've seen his file.George O'Malley barely made the cut to get into this program,he's not your guy. Burke:No,he's my guy all right. Bailey:Shit,every year you pick your guy,and every year your guy suffers more than any other intern on surgery. Burke:Terrorise one,and the rest fall in line Bailey:I get it,I respect it,but George?O'Malley's a puppy,he can't even take the pressure. (walking away.Camera moves to a man and a woman,not doctors) Woman:Katie Bryce,3604? Nurse:It'sright there. Woman:Thank you. (Cut to inside Katie's room.) Woman:Katie,honey,mom and dad are here. Meredith:They gave her a sedative for the CTscan,soshe'sa little groggy Mother:Will she be all right? Father:Our doctor at home said she might need an operation,is that true? Mother:What kind of operation? Meredith:She's,um,well,you know what,I'm not,I'm not the doctor,uh,I'm a doctor,but I'm not Katie's doctor,sol'goget him for you. Meredith goesto Bailey. Bailey:What?
Burke leaves, no one speaks. George: Did he say me? Cut to another part of the hospital. Bailey: I've seen his file. George O'Malley barely made the cut to get into this program, he's not your guy. Burke: No, he's my guy all right. Bailey: Shit, every year you pick your guy, and every year your guy suffers more than any other intern on surgery. Burke: Terrorise one, and the rest fall in line. Bailey: I get it, I respect it, but George? O'Malley's a puppy, he can't even take the pressure. (walking away. Camera moves to a man and a woman, not doctors) Woman: Katie Bryce, 3604? Nurse: It's right there. Woman: Thank you. (Cut to inside Katie's room.) Woman: Katie, honey, mom and dad are here. Meredith: They gave her a sedative for the CT scan, so she's a little groggy. Mother: Will she be all right? Father: Our doctor at home said she might need an operation, is that true? Mother: What kind of operation? Meredith: She's, um, well, you know what, I'm not, I'm not the doctor, uh, I'm a doctor, but I'm not Katie's doctor, so I'll go get him for you. Meredith goes to Bailey. Bailey: What?
Meredith:Katie's parents have questions.Do you talk to them,or do lask Burke? Katie belongs to the new attending now,Dr.Shepherd,he's over there.(we can't see Dr.Shepherd) Meredith takes a few steps in that direction.She stops dead.We can see him now,he's talking to another doctor.It's Derek,from this morning.Meredith's eyes widen and she starts to turn to go. He glances her way,does a double take.She turns and leaves.He's still staring. (Commercial break) (Meredith is walking down the hall and Derekgrabs her arm.) Meredith:Hey-(he pulls her into astairwell,no one's around.)Dr.Shepherd, Derek:Dr.Shepherd?This morning it was Derek.Now it'sDr.Shepherd. Meredith:Dr.Shepherd,we should pretend it never happened. Derek:What never happened,you sleeping with ast night?Or you throwing meout this Because both are fond memories I'd like to hold onto. Meredith:No.There will be no memories.I'm not the girl in the bar anymore,and you're not the guy.This can'texist.You get that,right? Derek:You took advantage of me and now you want to forget about it. Meredith:I did not take- Derek:Iwasdrunk,vulnerable and good-looking and you took advantage. Meredith:(smiling)Okay,I was the one who was drunk,and you arenot that good-looking. Derek:Well,mavbe not today.Last night.last night I was very good-looking.I had my red shirt on my good-ooking shirt,you took advantage. Meredith:I did not take- Derek:You want to take advantage again?Say Friday night? Meredith:No.You're an attending.And I'm your intern.Stop looking at me like that Derek:Like what?
Meredith: Katie's parents have questions. Do you talk to them, or do I ask Burke? Bailey: No, Burke's off the case, Katie belongs to the new attending now, Dr. Shepherd, he's over there. (we can't see Dr. Shepherd) Meredith takes a few steps in that direction. She stops dead. We can see him now, he's talking to another doctor. It's Derek, from this morning. Meredith's eyes widen and she starts to turn to go. He glances her way, does a double take. She turns and leaves. He's still staring. (Commercial break) (Meredith is walking down the hall and Derek grabs her arm.) Meredith: Hey - (he pulls her into a stairwell, no one's around.) Dr. Shepherd, - Derek: Dr. Shepherd? This morning it was Derek. Now it's Dr. Shepherd. Meredith: Dr. Shepherd, we should pretend it never happened. Derek: What never happened, you sleeping with last night? Or you throwing me out this morning? Because both are fond memories I'd like to hold onto. Meredith: No. There will be no memories. I'm not the girl in the bar anymore, and you're not the guy. This can't exist. You get that, right? Derek: You took advantage of me and now you want to forget about it. Meredith: I did not take - Derek: I was drunk, vulnerable and good-looking and you took advantage. Meredith: (smiling) Okay, I was the one who was drunk, and you are not that good-looking. Derek: Well, maybe not today. Last night, last night I was very good-looking. I had my red shirt on, my good-looking shirt, you took advantage. Meredith: I did not take - Derek: You want to take advantage again? Say Friday night? Meredith: No. You're an attending. And I'm your intern. Stop looking at me like that. Derek: Like what?
Meredith:Like you've seen me naked.(Derek smirks)Dr.Shepherd.This is inappropriate.Has that ever occurred to you? (Meredith leaves,Shepherd sighs. Cut to George,about to go into surgery.) Geore:(muttering)Open identify close.Open identify ligate irrigate cose.Open dentify ligate irrigate close. Intern 1:He's going to faint.He'sa fainter. :Naaah,code brown.Right in his pants Intern 1:He's all about the flops,he's going to sweat himself unsterile. Intern 3:Ten bucks says he messes up the McBird. Cristina:Twenty says he cries Intern 2:I'l put twenty on a total meltdown. Meredith:Fifty says he pulls the whole thing off. (Everybody looks at her,silent.) Meredith:That's one of us,down there.The first one of us.Where's your loyalty? (A pause.】 Cristina:Seventy-five says he can't even ID the appendix. Izzie:I'll take that action.(others agree) Burke:Okay,O'Malley,let'ssee what you can do Meredith:Here it comes. George:Scalpel. Nurse:Scalpel. (George takesit,the interns cheer from the gallery.Burke motions for them to shut up.)
Meredith: Like you've seen me naked. (Derek smirks) Dr. Shepherd. This is inappropriate. Has that ever occurred to you? (Meredith leaves, Shepherd sighs. Cut to George, about to go into surgery.) George: (muttering) Open identify ligate irrigate close. Open identify ligate irrigate close. Open identify ligate irrigate close. Intern 1: He's going to faint. He's a fainter. Intern 2: Naaah, code brown. Right in his pants. Intern 1: He's all about the flops, he's going to sweat himself unsterile. Intern 3: Ten bucks says he messes up the McBird. Cristina: Twenty says he cries. Intern 2: I'll put twenty on a total meltdown. Meredith: Fifty says he pulls the whole thing off. (Everybody looks at her, silent.) Meredith: That's one of us, down there. The first one of us. Where's your loyalty? (A pause.) Cristina: Seventy-five says he can't even ID the appendix. Izzie: I'll take that action. (others agree) Burke: Okay, O'Malley, let's see what you can do. Meredith: Here it comes. George: Scalpel. Nurse: Scalpel. (George takes it, the interns cheer from the gallery. Burke motions for them to shut up.)