GREY'S ANATOMY 2x01:Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head Original Airdate:9/25/2005 Written by:Stacy McKee Directedby:PeterHorton (Meredith is ata bar,doing shots) MVO:To be a good surgeon,you have to think like a surgeon.Emotions are messy.Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean,sterile room where the procedure is simple.Cut,suture and close. Joe:You look familiar.You been here before? Meredith:Once.That worked out really well. Joe:I know that look.It'll be one of two things.Either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is.Which is it? Meredith:Boh MVO:But sometimes,you're faced with a cut that won't heal. Meredith:My boyfriend is my boss,which was a problem.Butnot as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife. Joe:Tell you what,this one,it's on the house. MVO:A cut that rips it's stitches wide open (Derek and Addison in the lobby of the hospital) Derek:Addison,what are you doing here? Addison:Your hair's different. Derek:A lot of things are different. Addison:It's longer.I like it.It's very Russell Crowe
GREY'S ANATOMY 2x01: Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head Original Airdate: 9/25/2005 Written by: Stacy McKee Directed by: Peter Horton (Meredith is at a bar, doing shots) MVO: To be a good surgeon, you have to think like a surgeon. Emotions are messy. Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean, sterile room where the procedure is simple. Cut, suture and close. Joe: You look familiar. You been here before? Meredith: Once. That worked out really well. Joe: I know that look. It'll be one of two things. Either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is. Which is it? Meredith: Both. MVO: But sometimes, you're faced with a cut that won't heal. Meredith: My boyfriend is my boss, which was a problem. But not as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife. Joe: Tell you what, this one, it's on the house. MVO: A cut that rips it's stitches wide open. (Derek and Addison in the lobby of the hospital) Derek: Addison, what are you doing here? Addison: Your hair's different. Derek: A lot of things are different. Addison: It's longer. I like it. It's very Russell Crowe
(She tries to run her fingers through his hair but he moves back) Derek:What are you doing here? Addison:What are you doing here?You just pick up and leave everything?Your house,your practice,your friends?You had a life in Manhattan. Derek:Had Addison:And now you have a girlfriend in Seattle.She seems sweet. Derek:The ice you're on.Thin. Addison:She's young.That whole wide-eyed,ooh he's-a-brain-surgeon thing happening,but still sweet.Which was what you were going for,right?The anti-Addison? Derek:If you came out here totry and win me back,forget about it. Addison:Iid.the wayacross the reminisce over wedding photos,get drunk fall into bed,and make you realize you can't live without me.Relax.Derek,I'm here for work.I'm helping the TTTS case you guys admitted last week and from Richard's briefing,Ishould be Derek:Richard,he knew you were coming out here? Addison:He asked me to come.Didn't he tell you? Derek:No.He didn't. Addison:Hmm.Surprise.The hair,though.You know I've always had a thing for Russell Crowe (Izzie and Alex in the locker room,Alex has ice on his eye) Izzie:Let me see it.(Looks at his eve)No lacerations,minimal swelling.George really knocked you around. Alex:He's a lightweight.Could've pinned him in a second ifI wanted Izzie:Yeah,so why didn't you? Alex:Are you kidding?I'm riding a career in Plastics all the way to the bank.Can't afford toinjure these babies.(Holds up his hands)Especially over some one like O'Malley. Izzie:You had it coming
(She tries to run her fingers through his hair but he moves back) Derek: What are you doing here? Addison: What are you doing here? You just pick up and leave everything? Your house, your practice, your friends? You had a life in Manhattan. Derek: Had. Addison: And now you have a girlfriend in Seattle. She seems sweet. Derek: The ice you're on. Thin. Addison: She's young. That whole wide-eyed, ooh he's-a-brain-surgeon thing happening, but still sweet. Which was what you were going for, right? The anti-Addison? Derek: If you came out here to try and win me back, forget about it. Addison: I did. I flew all the way across the country to reminisce over wedding photos, get drunk, fall into bed, and make you realize you can't live without me. Relax. Derek, I'm here for work. I'm helping the TTTS case you guys admitted last week and from Richard's briefing, I should be� Derek: Richard, he knew you were coming out here? Addison: He asked me to come. Didn't he tell you? Derek: No. He didn't. Addison: Hmm. Surprise. The hair, though. You know I've always had a thing for Russell Crowe. (Izzie and Alex in the locker room, Alex has ice on his eye) Izzie: Let me see it. (Looks at his eye) No lacerations, minimal swelling. George really knocked you around. Alex: He's a lightweight. Could've pinned him in a second if I wanted. Izzie: Yeah, so why didn't you? Alex: Are you kidding? I'm riding a career in Plastics all the way to the bank. Can't afford to injure these babies. (Holds up his hands) Especially over some one like O'Malley. Izzie: You had it coming
Alex:The dude punches like mysister Izzie:Oh!So,by your definition then you got beat up by a girl. (George and Cristina enter the bar) Joe:All hail the champ!(Everyone in the bar cheers)So,my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him. Cristina:George knocked him down in one punch.You should've seen it. George:Idon't want to talk about it! Joe:brag,champ,brag.You've earned it. George:CanI have a beer,please? Meredith:Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most.I'win.I always win Cristina:No,you don't want to play with me. Meredith:Oh,Ido.I'leven go first.Derek's married. (George spits his beer out) Cristina:George,beer is dripping from your nostrils. Meredith:Told you d win Cristina:No,you didn't win. Meredith:Did you hear me?Isaid Derek is married.As in pigheaded,adulterous,liar married. Nothing you coud say could top that. Cristina:I'm pregnant.I win. (In the background Joe is groaning and holding his head.A bar patron asks him if he is alright and Joe falls over.) Cristina:Ok.Maybe Joe wins (Meredith and Cristinarush to Joe'sside.)
Alex: The dude punches like my sister. Izzie: Oh! So, by your definition then you got beat up by a girl. (George and Cristina enter the bar) Joe: All hail the champ! (Everyone in the bar cheers) So, my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him. Cristina: George knocked him down in one punch. You should've seen it. George: I don't want to talk about it! Joe: brag, champ, brag. You've earned it. George: Can I have a beer, please? Meredith: Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win. Cristina: No, you don't want to play with me. Meredith: Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek's married. (George spits his beer out) Cristina: George, beer is dripping from your nostrils. Meredith: Told you I'd win. Cristina: No, you didn't win. Meredith: Did you hear me? I said Derek is married. As in pigheaded, adulterous, liar married. Nothing you could say could top that. Cristina: I'm pregnant. I win. (In the background Joe is groaning and holding his head. A bar patron asks him if he is alright and Joe falls over.) Cristina: Ok. Maybe Joe wins. (Meredith and Cristina rush to Joe's side.)
(Joe tries toget up) Cristina:Joe,like back down Man:The medics arecoming. Joe:You called the gurney patrol? Meredith:Sit back and relax.We have to take you to the hospital to run some tests Joe:Tests?Idon't need tests.I'mfine! Cristina:Dude!You collapsed!On the floor.This is you bar.You know how filthy this floor is Meredith:Radial pulse is strong Cristina:Minor skull contusions. Meredith:You're sleeping with someone? George:What?Who? Cristina:Why is that such a shock?Even George managed to get some action. George:Correction.Georgegot some syphilis. Meredith:How could I not know,you weresleeping with someone? Joe:Forgetthis. Cristina:Joel Joe:The hospital is right across the street.I can sure as hell walk across the street by myself.(He standsup) Cristina:Oh,I think weshould George:No,I got him.Joe! (Seattle scenes) (Hallway of SGH) Meredith:All right.Details.You're pregnant?What are you gonna do?
(Joe tries to get up) Cristina: Joe, like back down. Man: The medics are coming. Joe: You called the gurney patrol? Meredith: Sit back and relax. We have to take you to the hospital to run some tests. Joe: Tests? I don't need tests. I'm fine! Cristina: Dude! You collapsed! On the floor. This is you bar. You know how filthy this floor is. Meredith: Radial pulse is strong. Cristina: Minor skull contusions. Meredith: You're sleeping with someone? George: What? Who? Cristina: Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action. George: Correction. George got some syphilis. Meredith: How could I not know, you were sleeping with someone? Joe: Forget this. Cristina: Joe! Joe: The hospital is right across the street. I can sure as hell walk across the street by myself. (He stands up) Cristina: Oh, I think we should� George: No, I got him. Joe! (Seattle scenes) (Hallway of SGH) Meredith: All right. Details. You're pregnant? What are you gonna do?
Cristina:Look,you know what happens to pregnant intersI'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits.I'mtoo talented.Surgery's my life. Meredith:Which begs the question:who areyou sleeping with? Cristina:Justa guy Meredith:That's all Iget?You can't just bring something like this up and expect me to drop it. Cristina:Well,watchme. (They walk up toa desk where Georgeand Izziearestanding) Izzie:Why areyou back here tonight,don't you have a date with McDreamy? George:More like McMarried. Izzie:McWhat? Meredith:I came to check on Joe. George:You think he's gonna be ok? Cristina:You think he's gonna need an operation? (Derekwalks up) Derek:Operation,yes.Ok,hard to tell.Basilar artery's blown up like a balloon.Subarachnoid bleeding.Aneurysm ball George:No way to clip something like that. Cristina:Not without magic fingers Derek:Or a standstill operation. Cristina:You're doing a standstill he's doing a standstill operation. Derek:I'liketotry patient history,overnight labs,and a cerebral angio.(He tries to hand the chart to Meredith) Meredith:I'm drunk
Cristina: Look, you know what happens to pregnant interns. I'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits. I'm too talented. Surgery's my life. Meredith: Which begs the question: who are you sleeping with? Cristina: Just a guy. Meredith: That's all I get? You can't just bring something like this up and expect me to drop it. Cristina: Well, watch me. (They walk up to a desk where George and Izzie are standing) Izzie: Why are you back here tonight, don't you have a date with McDreamy? George: More like McMarried. Izzie: McWhat? Meredith: I came to check on Joe. George: You think he's gonna be ok? Cristina: You think he's gonna need an operation? (Derek walks up) Derek: Operation, yes. Ok, hard to tell. Basilar artery's blown up like a balloon. Subarachnoid bleeding. Aneurysm the size of a golf ball. George: No way to clip something like that. Cristina: Not without magic fingers. Derek: Or a standstill operation. Cristina: You're doing a standstill�he's doing a standstill operation. Derek: I'd like to try. First I need some additional patient history, overnight labs, and a cerebral angio. (He tries to hand the chart to Meredith) Meredith: I'm drunk