Text 4 So who wants to be a couch potato?Well,as a matter of fact,many people do,and for understandable reasons.Maybe it's your one day off in the week.Maybe you just got back from work or school. Maybe you're tired and just want to chill.For the couch potato, every activity is too much trouble,and laziness is an art form. 5 How do you become a couch potato?It's easy.Sit down in a comfortable place,such as a reclining chair,a beanbag or .you knew it was coming .a couch.Don't sit on a potato.Make sure you have everything you need,snacks(especially potato chips-no serious couch potato would eat anything else),drinks,magazines and a telly. Translation
4 So who wants to be a couch potato? Well, as a matter of fact, many people do, and for understandable reasons. Maybe it’s your one day off in the week. Maybe you just got back from work or school. Maybe you’re tired and just want to chill. For the couch potato, every activity is too much trouble, and laziness is an art form. 5 How do you become a couch potato? It’s easy. Sit down in a comfortable place, such as a reclining chair, a beanbag or . you knew it was coming . a couch. Don’t sit on a potato. Make sure you have everything you need, snacks (especially potato chips – no serious couch potato would eat anything else), drinks, magazines and a telly. Text
Text 6 The most important piece of equipment is of course,the remote control.Without the freedom to change channel without moving from the couch,no couch potato would be worthy of the name.In fact,watching TV without a remote control becomes dangerously like physical exercise,and probably should be avoided. 7 Now just start watching the telly.Change channels every ten seconds,and then move on.Don't be too keen,try not to get too interested in anything, because that risks your status as a couch potato.(Remember that you have the attention span of a Maris Piper.)Finally,ask other people to do things for you,like get more food,or rent a movie.But be nice to them!If you aren't nice,you'll probably have to do it yourself. Translation
6 The most important piece of equipment is of course, the remote control. Without the freedom to change channel without moving from the couch, no couch potato would be worthy of the name. In fact, watching TV without a remote control becomes dangerously like physical exercise, and probably should be avoided. 7 Now juststart watching the telly. Change channels every ten seconds, and thenmove on. Don’t be too keen,try nottogettoo interested in anything, because thatrisks yourstatus as a couch potato.(Rememberthat you have the attention span of a Maris Piper.) Finally, ask other people to do things for you,likegetmore food, orrentamovie.But be nicetothem!If youaren’t nice,you’llprobablyhavetodoityourself. Text
Text 8 But with every new fashion,there's a reaction.British farmers were recently reported by the BBC to be angry at the use of the expression couch potato, because it was damaging the vegetable's image.Potatoes are inherently healthy,says the British Potato Council,and is organizing protests to demand the removal of couch potato from the Oxford English Dictionary. 9 So there you are!Couch potatoes are healthy. Translation
8 But with every new fashion, there’s a reaction. British farmers were recently reported by the BBC to be angry atthe use ofthe expression couch potato, because it was damaging the vegetable’s image. Potatoes are inherently healthy,saysthe British PotatoCouncil, andis organizing proteststo demand the removal of couch potato from the Oxford English Dictionary. 9 So there you are! Couch potatoes are healthy. Text
Text 10 Of course,for the true couch potato,there are inherent risks.Perhaps the greatest of these results from the lack of exercise,and is referred to by professional couch potatoes as telly belly.Some,however,see their telly belly as a mark of their dedication to their leisure inactivity,and wear it proudly over the top of their trousers.(Interestingly,this is a highly fashionable style known as a muffin top.Find out why next time you're in Starbucks.) Translation
10 Of course, forthe truecouch potato,there areinherentrisks. Perhapsthe greatest of these results from the lack of exercise, and is referred to by professional couch potatoes astelly belly. Some, however,see their telly belly as a mark of their dedication to theirleisure inactivity, andwearit proudly over the top of theirtrousers.(Interestingly, thisis a highly fashionable style known as amuffintop.Find out why next time you’re in Starbucks.) Text
Text 分 11 But times move on,and in the 21st century we now have a version of the couch potato specially for the online activities on the computer.This is called the mouse potato.A mouse potato spends excessive amounts of time in front of a computer monitor,with the same lack of interest in the outside world as their older cousin,the couch potato.Mouse potatoes are addicted to online gaming with other fellow tubers around the world.In fact,leaving the computer not only seems pointless but also risks a threat by some rival mouse potato in a brighter time zone across the world.For time off,they usually perform extensive Internet searches or participate in online chat rooms, leaving ill-informed and badly spelt opinions around the virtual world,and generally insulting one's intelligence. Translation
11 Buttimes move on, and in the 21st century we now have a version ofthe couch potato specially forthe online activities on the computer. Thisis called themouse potato.Amouse potato spends excessive amounts oftime in front ofa computer monitor,with the same lack ofinterest in the outside world astheir older cousin, the couch potato. Mouse potatoes are addicted to online gaming with other fellow tubers around theworld. In fact, leaving the computer not only seems pointlessbut alsorisks a threatby somerivalmouse potato in a brighter time zone across the world. For time off, they usually perform extensive Internet searches or participate in online chat rooms, leaving ill-informed and badly spelt opinions around the virtual world, and generally insulting one’s intelligence. Text